Champagne for my real friends

brodi.avalon@gmail.com — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 17:04:38 GMT

09:35 @AngelLizzie it's an obsession with healthy eating or "pure " food. If you Google it you can see how its healthy eating gone wrong. #
10:12 Where's everybody at? #
10:21 @kaytiee I have no clue where y'all are. And I got Travie until the mom gets home #
01:17 @Tilaisanobody Excuse me, why talk about Tila's dead son ? Whoever you are,you're an awful human being who will get nowhere in life. #
03:46 If anybody knows Kelly Primeaux, tell him I'm coming for his bitch ass. I'm nothing to fuck with, you bitch ass piece of shit. Ask about me. #
07:13 Aaaaaaahhhhh....cool refreshing water. #

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brodi.avalon@gmail.com — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 17:02:15 GMT

12:48 Watching "Kill Bill" with Trav. It's the only noncartoon he likes. I might go as Gogo Yubari next Halloween. #
13:06 @kaytiee Oh noes #
17:44 Eating vegan chili alone. Cuz I wasn't invited to the house party. Boooo ya jerks #
17:46 Hanging with dirty Greeks. When you know about his pedo bear ways. Good lord will no one think of the children #
23:35 #threewordsaftersex Where's my sandwich? #
08:28 I hate processed food. Most of it makes me feel icky. I hope I'm not developing orthorexia. #

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brodi.avalon@gmail.com — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 17:01:58 GMT

12:55 Having no apartments that are child free is discrimination against me. If there can be no dogs allowed,no kids allowed should be okay too. #
16:06 Going to the mall with @AngelLizzie and @kaytiee #
16:29 Wooooooooooooooooooo #
17:08 Traffic is FTL #
17:47 I got underwear. Yes,I'm starting to wear it again #
18:10 Wooing. Sephora and panties #
18:34 Eating vegan chili #
18:45 Onward to poker night #

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brodi.avalon@gmail.com — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 17:01:58 GMT

11:03 @AngelLizzie Bobby Light, gonna do you right. #
16:20 I want to do the raw food diet but I have no clue what alcohol I could drink. Lol it's such a boozer concern. #
16:36 @kaytiee I read wine was okay,organic wine that is low or has zero sulfites is best. #
17:00 Cleaning my room. While waiting for Atl Housewives and OC Housewives #
17:41 Drinking black tea and eating a bowl of mustard greens. Might take a tea bath later #
18:04 ATL Housewives reunion part 2 #
18:31 @kaytiee baybaaaay,whatchu doing wit me tonight. And nothin' right giirrl. You a dirty girl,you a dirty girl. Put ya name on my booty plaque #
18:48 Kim from ATL Housewives, you need to be ashamed #
19:01 OC Housewives. ....I love Gretchen. Tamra and Vicky are jealous,mean bitches #
21:06 Watching "Valley of the Dolls" #
21:44 Omg I just made myself into soup. This bath is way hott #
23:02 Does anybody I know IRL have a pair of cat ears I can borrow for the next time I see Kitten? Don't ask what they're for. Lol #
03:31 Why am I up at 5:30 when another adult person who stays up until 9am everyday can be up with Trav until I take him to daycare? #
03:32 Atleast go in your fucking room if you're gonna yell for me to wake up. Don't just sit your fat ass on the couch . #
03:57 You see? Now ive accidentally hit Trav in the head with my phone when he fell back asleep . I feel awful and will buy him a donut b4 daycare #

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brodi.avalon@gmail.com — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:02:38 GMT

19:07 Where is everybody at #
00:22 In the day I smell like awesome self titled "Paris Hilton" perfume. At bedtime I smell of citrus coconut body splash. I'm awesome like that #
00:26 @kaytiee lol what happened? And why are we all awake #

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brodi.avalon@gmail.com — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:01:17 GMT

12:33 Waiting for my mom at Auto Zone #
12:47 I always find the Auto Zone boys who help me to be cute. Probably cuz they are boys who can fix cars lol #
13:41 @kaytiee they used DHL. that's who kept going to the wrong house with my sk even after I called them and told them I was home all day #
13:43 @kaytiee omg I'm so disappointed in UPS. I feel like they've always been legit. Damn #
14:15 Fefe Dobson needs a twitter #FefeDobsonComeToTwitter #
14:27 Last semester I drank Emergen-c everyday when I woke up and I wasn't sick once. Havent done it this semester and got sick. Must start again #
14:37 @MechanicalDummy You didn't get paid to beat Rihanna , so fuck off. Don't be mad when people hate on you, your actions and lame music #
15:27 My mom needs to hurry back with my stuff so I can make my veggie tacos #
18:19 Waiting on the new episode of "The Hills" dailybooth.com/u/ybl7 #
20:48 Queens of the Stone Age loses 10points for being my first song on Singstar. Boooooo I will be avenged #
21:11 There's some shady singstar tactics happening #
22:56 It's the skirts against the blouses #
00:47 @kaytiee The broodwich rules you #
07:44 The blouses did not win. In fact,the skirts had only two people after I left with Josh. And skirts still won . #

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brodi.avalon@gmail.com — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 17:01:04 GMT

14:59 Can I survive on Chinese food? So good. #
15:09 @AngelLizzie I think it could actually work out if we choose mostly healthy options lol #
15:17 I haven't smoked a single cigarette today #
19:05 Waiting on my veggie "ribs" #
19:52 So I saved the veggie ribs and made my own egg drop soup! #
19:57 @kaytiee I am! Lol #
23:58 Bed #
05:30 Dove soap....the magic #

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brodi.avalon@gmail.com — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 17:01:15 GMT

12:38 My mom got me the Paris Hilton perfume. Say what you want about the girl,but her perfumes smell amazing. #
18:19 Chinese birthday woo #
20:05 Singstar in yo faces! #
20:48 The rapping was vanilla ice....wait til the lil Wayne singstar #
05:49 Woooo my boyfriend is back in town. Sexy sexy #

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brodi.avalon@gmail.com — Sun, 01 Nov 2009 17:01:34 GMT

11:27 Red one!.....(convict)....GaGaaaaah #
11:47 @AngelLizzie The ways the babies are today, you should hand out the morning after pill and condoms instead of candy. #
13:26 To everybody who can't afford a $5 cover: if I see you buy a drink or a pack of cigarettes, I am gonna call you on your bullshit #
13:31 @kaytiee what drinks,the one pitcher you can get at pilots. We made plans,if y'all didn't wanna go you could've said. Not wait til #
13:33 @kaytiee that's why I said everbody cuz that's how it was told to me so I know it isn't just one. And the others are on twitter #
13:48 Go to caboose alone or go to pilots and hate it. I should've gone to Voodoo Fest I could've seen Dave Navarro. Shave time I guess #
14:40 I'm gonna hate on this brownie. ....by eating it. Stupid cosmic brownie. #
15:28 @kaytiee bring your vaseline cuz we're gonna fight some skanks #
16:24 Halloween makeup equals done dailybooth.com/u/xfxg #
17:48 Black Dorothy is the bomb costume dailybooth.com/u/xgpp #
19:28 Waiting for caboose to open #
19:55 Caboose party...new Guy is here #
21:17 Almost my official birthday #
22:34 It's my birthday #
01:35 By the time you read this, I will have passed out #

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brodi.avalon@gmail.com — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 16:01:36 GMT

14:11 Cold rain #
16:50 Backyard Burger aka the only fast food place that makes a decent veggie Burger closed down.....boooooooo #
21:29 Woooo party in the usa #
21:34 @kaytiee Will they stick to my forehead? #
21:42 OMG IT'S ALMOST HALLOWEEN! !! #
23:50 @AngelLizzie We found out the Kitty was crazy cuz he found the catnip. #
02:36 Sleep #

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brodi.avalon@gmail.com — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 16:01:44 GMT

14:22 @AngelLizzie @Kaytiee Where y'all at #
16:54 @AngelLizzie I already have a dude, but they can still buy me food and booze lol #
17:07 wooooooooooooooooo dailybooth.com/u/ww3l #
18:58 Random internet person: Doesnt matter that your sister has the same costume as me, doesnt make it lame. The bitch still cant do it like me. #
22:24 It's official, I'm addicted to Dove soap. It really is magical. #
23:16 @officialTila I think there's a way for you to get the authorities involved if the bid ends up being fake. #
23:55 @kaytiee woooooooo #
02:06 The new Britney video premieres today,I think. I'm excited but hope it doesn't end up like the If You Seek Amy video #
06:00 Where's everybody at? I know @kaytiee couldn't sleep cuz she was too excited #

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brodi.avalon@gmail.com — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:02:07 GMT

17:22 New Top Chef at 9. They have to cook a vegan meal! #
17:58 @kaytiee Missed ANTM #
18:18 Watching " Man vs Food " #
19:14 " Top Chef " #
19:33 I've discovered how awesome stuff tastes without condiments . #
20:02 Shame on you, Tmobile. Sending @kaytiee a broken phone. No gold star for you today. #
22:00 Bring on the soap ! #
22:31 @AngelLizzie We know y'all are at the ravine #
22:59 @kaytiee is it your tummy again #
04:48 Starstruck....baby could you blow my heart up. #

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brodi.avalon@gmail.com — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 16:01:52 GMT

14:43 I want a veggie sub but probably wont get one #
15:30 Rearranged the room again. ....sweat #
16:07 @kaytiee if somebody was a sex doctor, wouldn't they be good in bed? ? I call BS LOL #
16:43 When did I get boobs ? Must be the POM juice dailybooth.com/u/wblm #
21:20 Are people going to caboose so I know whether to get ready or not #
21:27 I just put on makeup for nothing....I knew it was gonna happen though. Bleh #
23:01 People left caboose. And Jacob's roomate ive never met told him to holla at me. Lol stalkers #
23:24 People aren't tweeting. It's freaking me out dude lol. How am I supposed to know you're alive people #
23:35 @AngelLizzie thank God lol #
00:11 Hizzome....time to sleep #
06:24 Where can I get a Saints Jersey that's made for a girl ? #

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brodi.avalon@gmail.com — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 16:03:25 GMT

16:21 Nyquil put me in a coma....it was awesome. Now I'm making tortilla soup #
19:32 Where's everybody at ? #
22:37 Shower....and yes,I will take another when I wake up. Don't judge me #
05:41 Pineapple #
05:47 @AngelLizzie lol no, the fruit. Not the movie about weed. #

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brodi.avalon@gmail.com — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 16:02:01 GMT

18:47 I'm back home #

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brodi.avalon@gmail.com — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 16:01:39 GMT

14:07 Mermaid girl died. Shit dude, #RIPmermaidgirl #

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brodi.avalon@gmail.com — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 16:01:44 GMT

17:47 Degrassi gets real next week #
18:52 @kaytiee lol I was like "Um...Katie is talking to herself via twitter. " #
20:05 @AmorHilton You sound crazy with all the time and hate you are giving to @jakewolfcrunk and @mmmkikikannibal. You sound like a jealous ex. #
20:26 @AmorHilton maybe he needed to do it to get over his pain. Guys are weird. best to not feed the brains of drama hungry teeny boppers y'know #
23:18 Cradle of Filth rules us all #
23:50 I just smoked weed with my boyfriend lord. #

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brodi.avalon@gmail.com — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 16:03:23 GMT

15:02 Watching " The Devil Wears Prada " #
19:47 Rainy with a breeze NICE #
20:21 RT @AngelLizzie At the bar with @kaytiee and @brodi_avalon. @thegreekfreek is coming meet us. #
21:20 @TheGreekFreek lol #
23:39 Drunk people are weird #
00:26 knock knock. .....it's sleep time o'clock #
05:22 Beep Boop #

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brodi.avalon@gmail.com — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 16:02:00 GMT

17:27 @AngelLizzie What happened #
18:00 @Jacquelynemarie Mine does this. I thought I was the only one lol. So glad I'm not #
18:39 @kaytiee gotta eat so you don't get sicker. #
19:29 @StephanieF South Park FTW #
19:40 HannaBeth is dating Deryck aka Avril Lavigne's ex husband. .....lol Starfuckers Inc. still in business I see. #
19:45 @kaytiee confirmed. There's a video of them kissing on TMZ #
20:05 Tomorrow is another hardcore day of the diet. Ugh wish me luck. #
00:16 Sleep Time.....hardcore day of diet so I need my rest. #
05:17 @BeardoBeardo lol that would be epic...PETA would be pissed. Lol #
05:22 Fuck you mosquitoes. ...what purpose do you serve? #

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brodi.avalon@gmail.com — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 16:13:18 GMT

13:53 @TheGreekFreek You just make coffee like they pay you to, you prostitute. #
14:40 Halloween outfit.... dailybooth.com/u/uf0g #
16:13 @TheGreekFreek whoop whoop #
17:11 @TheGreekFreek How dare you trick me into talking to you when @AngelLizzie just reveals that you're supposed to be writing a paper for schoo #
18:29 @kaytiee Oh hell nah. Did that Greek mother fucker spell Connor's name....that is not classy #
19:01 Diet is fucking with my brain cuz I'm having doubts about eating a veggie burger cuz I already had a fake chicken Patty in pita this morning #
05:19 Soup #

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brodi.avalon@gmail.com — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 16:10:03 GMT

09:57 My left ear is clogged. Don't they say first your left ear clogs then you see the ring.....omg fuck my life #
11:31 @AngelLizzie we're gonna be so cute! #
16:16 @kaytiee lesbian #
16:24 @kaytiee yes #
17:49 I got ready for nothing boooooo #
18:13 I'm still gonna beat up Nick #
18:34 #LameCity retweet #
18:35 @xohkansascity I love veggie subs from subway #
20:15 Somebody send me Nick the Greek's number please #
21:40 Omg the Goosebumps TV series is on. #
22:39 @kaytiee I don't even know what would happen. Stickam has become a scary mysterious world #
23:23 WTF Jesus. Am I just supposed to drown in my own saliva? Why wont you let me swallow my saliva in fucking peace. .....damn this sore throat. #
23:56 Omg " Dying to Dance " comes on at 2:50 #
05:26 How long do you think its been since Rachel Zoe had a period? #
06:29 Watching " Ghost Dad " #
06:35 Ugh I swear I'm giving up food. It makes me feel heavy and weird. #

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brodi.avalon@gmail.com — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 16:08:03 GMT

12:30 I really want a veggie sub. Even though I couldn't eat it cuz my throat is so sore #
15:09 Can somebody go get me some tofurkey #
16:34 Watching " Josie and the Pussycats " #
19:00 I hate the new girls next door but I am addicted to the show #
20:39 Eating vegetable barley soup. Still sick, lost 5lbs already. #
22:36 5lbs lighter....going to sleep #
23:42 Waaaahhhh can't sleep #
00:42 Eating cough drops. That's right EATING COUGH DROPS. #
01:28 Major diet starts today. It's hardcore. #

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brodi.avalon@gmail.com — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 16:02:14 GMT

18:03 Sickness damn you cold weather you've hurt me #
18:54 My Kitten's work schedule changed. He gets off work at 3am #
21:22 The face of sickness dailybooth.com/u/tskc #
21:34 Watching " Chicago " #

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brodi.avalon@gmail.com — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 16:02:26 GMT

14:27 @tornadoliese whoop whoop #
16:01 Say goodbye to the curly hair #
16:11 @kaytiee it's too late,its already more than half gone. #
17:52 @kaytiee Where you at #
19:36 It better not be this cold on Halloween..I'm one of those girls who goes out half naked #

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brodi.avalon@gmail.com — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 16:03:16 GMT

15:20 Okay I'm drug free. So why the fuck does my mouth taste full on like cocaine #
15:41 RT @davenavarro6767 twitpic.com/lnuob - Representing GG at the Latin VMAs (Dave has beautiful eyebrows GG forever ) #
16:34 new ATL Housewives needs to come on NOW #
17:35 @AngelLizzie hey hey. Where's my cc's invite #
17:52 I get no CCs invite.so I'm gonna watch reality tv #
18:51 Damn you laggy twitter #
19:20 We are at CC's #
20:05 Gary just accidentally used his blackness as a weapon #
22:48 Woot #
01:55 Going home #
05:23 Omg I'm trying to smoke a cigarette and the coldness is making me shake. #

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